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Premiership starts tomorrow!! and the biggest surprises of the summer were???
Phileas Anelka’s caravan is still parked up outside the Reebok Stadium , though the tank is full and the key is in the ignition.
- Titus Bumble is getting another season of Premiership football, which will be quickly followed by a season of Championship football , followed by a….
- The prisoners of Upton Park Correctional Facility have yet to make an appearance on Crimewatch, plans for a pre-season golfing trip in India were wisely scrapped, but UNICEF have task force at the ready at all times.
- Emile Heskey reveals that his England career is over, experts have sent the news to be carbon dated .
Other news:
Lampard’s contract talks stall over proposed pie clause.
The Old Trafford halloween mask shop reports record high sales.
Lawrie Sanchez realises Fulham weren’t relegated last season and makes a bid for Norn Iron hardman Gerry Taggart to shore up his defence.
Think of anything else surprising that happened over the summer??
And just before T.H stormed off for sunny Spain his girlfriend had thought it was time to settle down but he reportedly told her he wasn’t good at taking care of kids. The split came when she asked what he’d been doing at Highbury these few years.
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