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Please help me find this joke?
about 2 days ago i was on yahooanswers, and read this really funny joke about a woman asking her husband if she died would he get another wife, would he let move in, would he take down her photos, and at the end she says would you let her use my golf clubs and he says no shes left handed!
i think the joke was called clever wife.
anyway i wanted to star it and forgot, cos i wanted to email it to someone!
can you elp me find the joke!
plz pck me as best answer!!!
Clever wife. Have you heard this one before?
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again. ”
WIFE: “You would?” *with a hurt look*
HUSBAND: *makes audible groan*
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed. ”
WIFE: — *silence* —
HUSBAND: “sh*t.”
sum of the other jokes i posted r found here
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiqwQU7jVp2iDm6aARu39G7ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080307152805AAGBjA8&show=7#profile-info-cHcmsliKaa
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