Golf Fashion Men

I am thinking of buying a monk’s robe and wearing it in public. What do you think?
Isn’t it time men stood up againt Fashion Fascism which dictates what we can and cannot wear?!
I am a portly fellow and am sick of being bound at the waist by a belt or bound at the croch and shoulders by suspenders/braces.
A monk’s robe lets it all hang out, all comfortable-like, without anything “good” showing.
I have always admired the ladies’ freedom to dress as they will.
I also like those Arab golf shirts, the ones that go all the way down to the ankles. Looks very light and breezy.
What do ya think, y’all?
Why don’t you just shun clothes altogether, and let it all be seen?
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