Golf Bags With Wheels

this happened after my scuba lesson last week.

I met this lovely girl at the scuba academy and we got on really well. We decided to go and play a game of golf at the golf course. Now, its not easy to walk wearing flippers at the best of times and golf involves a lot of walking, so I hired a golf buggy.
Now Im not the best driver on earth but I try really hard sometimes, and we were just finished at the 11th hole when my phone rang and I became distracted. I just assumed that she had got into the cart, or at least out of the way of it. But as it turned out, she was trying to put her club back into the bag and didnt notice I was reversing the buggy. It was my friend Wayne on the phone and we were discussing what we were doing on the weekend, so I had to take the call. Unbeknownst to me, she had fallen in front of the wheel, and the buggy went straight over her head. I wasnt sure what to do, so I took the buggy back and went home.
If anybody asks, dont tell them I was at the golf course okay.

oh my goodness
was she okay?
how could you have just left?
you shouldve stayed and helped her up and get her to the hospital or something

In the Bag: Sergio Garcia