Famous Golfing Quotes

What has been the most funniest or famous quoute said in Mexico so far?

For example:
Jose Ramon Fernandez: “Yo no juego golf contigo”
Decio De Maria’s quote. “No es para pedir mariachis.”
Nery Castillo. “La diferencia es que yo estoy en Europa y tu estas aqui en Mexico.
Luis Angel Landin: “No prometo nada”
Can you think of any others??

el de jose ramon fernandes was a classic!

He said that to JEsus martines! that sh*t was funny
El de nery was funny too!

EL del pelado diaz when he said thAt america was entre los mejores cinco del mundo! AS an americanista i was “like WTF no were not”

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